The Zero Budget Onboarding Extravaganza Quick-Start Guide

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“I was dreading onboarding new hires because I felt so disorganized... this guide made it ridiculously easy. Apply the 10K culture ideas. Thank yourself later.”

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Let's be Honest, most Onboarding is:

A 97-slide PowerPoint about company values no one reads

A scavenger hunt to find a working laptop

A Slack “hi everyone” message that gets 3 emoji reactions

And then we wonder why they’re updating their LinkedIn by Day 10... So let's fix it together!

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A zero-budget, actually-fun onboarding game plan
(If you’ve ever said "I'll figure it out later", this is for you.)

The ultimate onboarding checklist to fake being organized until you actually are

Psychological tips throughout all documents to make new hires feel seen, safe, and hyped from Day 1

10 free ideas that feel like a $10K culture budget

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Imagine your new hire walks in (or logs in) and thinks:

"Wow. These people actually have their sh*t together."

That’s the feeling this guide helps you create.

Built by a Global Director of Talent Brand who's seen onboarding disasters across 9 countries — so you don't have to repeat them.

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